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		<title>It Wasn&#8217;t Just The Bossa Nova</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Lighting up the Blog-o-sphere one flicker at a time, 2/23/12</title>
		<link>http://lornasvoice.wordpress.com/2012/02/23/lighting-up-the-blog-o-sphere-one-flicker-at-a-time-22312/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lorna's Voice</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Buddhism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inspiration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[loving kindness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uniting people in positive ways]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to my weekly adventure to &#8220;Occupy the Blog-o-Sphere&#8221; each Thursday. I offer this hopefully uplifting and picture and quote to brighten your day and bring something buoyant into your life. As you move through your day with a renewed outlook, may you pass it along. In Buddhism, there is a practice called Mettā, or Loving [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lornasvoice.wordpress.com&amp;blog=22861226&amp;post=3604&amp;subd=lornasvoice&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Blame it on the Bossa Nova</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lorna's Voice</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[exercise]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lassie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[over-stimulation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Panic attack]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the story of my slippery slide into a depressive state complicated by my brain function crapping out. You think I&#8217;m kidding, don&#8217;t you? ***** Zumba is fun, right? Enthusiastic testimonials abound from people&#8230;women of all ages and weight classes&#8230;abilities about how &#8220;fantastic,&#8221; &#8220;hip,&#8221; and &#8220;groovy&#8221; Zumba class is (remember, I said &#8220;all ages&#8221;). This [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lornasvoice.wordpress.com&amp;blog=22861226&amp;post=3580&amp;subd=lornasvoice&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>I&#8217;m Here To Tell You&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://lornasvoice.wordpress.com/2012/02/20/im-here-to-tell-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lorna's Voice</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George Clooney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Linguistic Tics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oh really]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Proper English]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Beatles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Young Frankenstein]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Almost a year ago I was foolhardy&#8230;courageous&#8230;brilliant enough to highlight a few &#8220;linguistic tics&#8221; I noticed that had wormed their way into everyday discourse. I only pointed out the nonsensical phrases that others used and made malicious&#8230;delicious fun of them. It was so easy. I never used those silly aberrations of proper English language. Because I&#8217;ve had too many sleepless nights&#8230;I have rich [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lornasvoice.wordpress.com&amp;blog=22861226&amp;post=3562&amp;subd=lornasvoice&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>46</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>The Girls Are Not in the Mood</title>
		<link>http://lornasvoice.wordpress.com/2012/02/18/the-girls-are-not-in-the-mood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lorna's Voice</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[A Day In My Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lack of coordination]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natural Laws of Lorna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noodles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plantar wart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stone fish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Swimming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[think too much]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t think of any secret I haven&#8217;t broadcast on this blog. (Well. Oh yeah&#8230; Hmm. Ooh la la&#8230; Forget it. I&#8217;m taking that one to the grave. Sorry.) Back to my open-book nature&#8230;that&#8217;s because I&#8217;m an idiot a trusting soul. But I have to share this rather embarrassing discovery, more as a public service announcement [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lornasvoice.wordpress.com&amp;blog=22861226&amp;post=3548&amp;subd=lornasvoice&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lighting up the Blog-o-sphere one flicker at a time, 2/16/12</title>
		<link>http://lornasvoice.wordpress.com/2012/02/16/lighting-up-the-blog-o-sphere-one-flicker-at-a-time-21612/</link>
		<comments>http://lornasvoice.wordpress.com/2012/02/16/lighting-up-the-blog-o-sphere-one-flicker-at-a-time-21612/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lorna's Voice</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Occupy The Blogosphere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[children sharing ice cream]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inspiration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uniting people in positive ways]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We are one]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to my weekly adventure to &#8220;Occupy the Blog-o-Sphere&#8221; each Thursday I offer this hopefully uplifting and picture and quote. &#8220;I laugh, I love, I hope, I try. I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things, too. So, we&#8217;re really not that different, me and you.&#8221;  ~Colin [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lornasvoice.wordpress.com&amp;blog=22861226&amp;post=3519&amp;subd=lornasvoice&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My First Love, The End</title>
		<link>http://lornasvoice.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/my-first-love-the-end/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lorna's Voice</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Memoir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Serial Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adolescent interest in boys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Best in Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brady Bunch Boys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy burial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frightened of Hospitals]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[open-casket wakes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[All first loves end sooner or later.  Lorna&#8217;s ended when she was 13 and he was in his early 60s. I didn&#8217;t mean to break his heart. For a long time, I didn&#8217;t even realize I broke it. Something happened to me when I turned 13&#8211;something horrible hormonal. Up to that point, I was curious [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lornasvoice.wordpress.com&amp;blog=22861226&amp;post=3525&amp;subd=lornasvoice&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What did Lorna&#8217;s step-grandfather do that made her love him so much? Pépé was a bit of a rascal when Mémé wasn&#8217;t around to squelch him. Maybe I encouraged him by enjoying his dare-devishness, or maybe he was just a natural senior delinquent. Weekends were when we spent the most time together. Saturday mornings began with our [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lornasvoice.wordpress.com&amp;blog=22861226&amp;post=3498&amp;subd=lornasvoice&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>My First Love, Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s get back to Lorna&#8217;s story. We&#8217;re nearly finished. Of course it couldn&#8217;t last; we both knew it. The age difference was vast, so vast that I couldn&#8217;t count that high. Plus he was married&#8230;to Mémé, my grandmother. You&#8217;d think my love affair with Pépé would&#8217;ve made things awkward in our family, but it didn&#8217;t. Maybe I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lornasvoice.wordpress.com&amp;blog=22861226&amp;post=3466&amp;subd=lornasvoice&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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